12.29.2011

Packers Lions Football Tickets

Do you have your Packers Lions football tickets yet? Well... you absolutely should! With both teams sealed for the playoffs, this game is going to be exicitng! Get your tickets from Ticket King!


12.28.2011

Clay Matthews Vs. Brian Cushings

Clay Matthews came out of the same draft as Brian Cushing after both players went to USC and dominated there. Cushing was drafted ahead of Matthews in the first round. Now we're going to see who is better looking and cooler. First, we have Cushing.



What a little turd muffin. It looks like he has a little burnt spot on his head. Plus he got caught with steroids and is really ugly.



Yep, you guessed it. Clay Matthews is much, much better than Brian Cushing in every which way. He is better looking, he has flowing hair that is so much better than Cushing's. The cherry on top, he won NFC Defensive player of the year, not too shabby. Oh and who has won a Super Bowl?

Regular Season Game #16: Packers vs. Lions

The Packers finish up their regular season with a home game against the Detroit Lions. Tickets are available, so get them while you can. And if you can’t the game will be televised on FOX at noon.

12.27.2011

Randall Cobb, My New Favorite Packer



Welcome to the Green Bay Packers, Randall Cobb. We don't need you, Aaron Rodgers has too many weapons...Psyche! Aaron Rodgers can never have too many qeapons and I am so pumped to have Randall Cobb aboard this team. He could be like the Percy Harvin or Reggie Bush for this team. Someone teams all have to game plan around and take note of. I'm really excited to see how the coaching staff integrates him into the offense and I bet they have sweet packages for him. Here are some sweeet pics of my new favorite Packer.



So sick and icy. Always lookin' fresh Randall.

12.22.2011

Aaron Rodgers vs. Alex Rodriguez

Yep folks, it's that time of year. A-Rod vs. A-Rod. There is nothing like it and it times to figure out who is hotter. Let's start with some pictures.



Here's what really gets me going besides the perfect body, the body language. Rodgers is a stud and he knows it, just look at all that swagger it's unbelievable.



Thank goodness I'm wearing a diaper because Alex Rodriguez is a s-t-u-d. My oh my is he a hottie. He's got the eye of the tiger and the body to go with it. Look at those arms and those eyes. Damn. And the winner is....



Oh yeah. I'm not picking Rodgers because this is a Packer player site. I'm picking him because he truly is the hotter guy with the hotter personality to go with it. Plus, he wears green and gold.

Regular Season Game #15: Packers vs. Bears

The Packers return to primetime this Sunday night as the rivalry between the Pack and the Chicago between finishes up its next chapter. The game will be Lambeau this Sunday night, so tickets are available. That being said they are selling out fast, so get them while you can. And if you can’t, the game will be televised on NBC at 7:20. Go Pack Go!

12.19.2011

Donald Driver Says He'll Play Until 40


Donald Driver has said that he would like to play football until he is forty. Are you kidding me? He's going to be like Stephen Hawkin. Seriously Donald, I love you to death and love watching you play, but you got to retire! It's not good for you, you gotta quit while you're ahead with football. We've got Greg Jennings, Jordy Nelson, and James Jones! The Bears and Vikings don't have any receivers that good! We'd love to have you, but want to see you live past 60. Thank you,

- A Loyal Packer Fan

12.15.2011

Greg Jennings vs Aaron Rodgers

In a smile contest. Let's take a look at the two smiles first.





For me, this is a really tough decision. Greg Jennings has those big white teeth that you look for in a smile. Rodgers has some real nice looking teeth, but what really puts Aaron Rodgers' smile over the top for me is those dimples. It reminds of me of a kid getting ice cream from an ice cream truck. There is just no topping those dimples and for that, Aaron Rodgers slightly edges out Greg Jennings in a smile contest.

12.14.2011

Pictures of Brett Goode

Brett Goode is definitely the coolest long snapper in NFL history. The reason being is that he is the only long snapper in NFL history that I know of. I love you Brett, and you are definitely my favorite Brett in Packer history. Let's compare the two Brett's in terms of overall sexiness.



This is Brett Goode. Very, very sexy overall. I really love the little hairs on his chinny chin chin.




Nice weird helmet hair Brett. Okay so the younger Brett Favre is cuter but present day Goode vs present day Favre and Goode is clearly the winner.

Regular Season Game #14: Packers vs. Chiefs

The Packers travel to Kansas City to take on the chiefs. An intriguing match up to watch will be between Dwayne Bowe and Charles Woodson. Will Woodson shut him down or will Bowe continue to play like a pro bowl wide receiver? You will just have to tune into to find out! The game will be televised on FOX at noon.

12.12.2011

Tim Masthay For Sure the Packer's Punter

Tim Masthay is for sure the Packers punter now and I love it. it's really nice to have stability at the position and it's something that I have been waiting for for quite some time. Masthay is an absolute stud and I've been waiting for a guy exactly like him to take the reigns on this job and really run with it. Here are some really sweet pictures of Masthay punting for the Pack.



You know he's just crushing this ball. No doubt about it



I mean is there any doubt he's killing this ball. I have to say, Masthay looks extremely dorky and should take tips from Sam Shield or Clay Matthews on how to wear a football uniform. He should also get stronger too.

12.08.2011

I'm so Happy Mason Crosby Resigned

This offseason, the Green Bay Packers resigned Mason Crosby to a five year extension. Crosby is only 26 years old and is extremely excited to be back with the Pack.

I'm expecting huge things from Crosby in 2011-2012. He is an absolute beast of a kicker. He might have the strongest leg in the NFL. Here are some awesome Crosby kicks



wind? snow? Yeah Mason doesn't care he drilled this kick through the uprights.



Game winner versus the Bears! Gotta love it!

So glad we have him back! Crosby's a stuuuuuddd.

12.07.2011

Regular Season Game #13 Packers vs. Raiders

The Packers return to Lambeau this week to take on the Oakland Raiders. The Packers run defense will have there hands full when they take on Darren McFadden. Also Greg Jennings will be in for a pickle when he goes one on one with arguably the best cornerback in the game, Nnamdi Asomugha. Anyway, tickets will be available for you to buy through Ticket King, but if you can’t make it the game will be televised on CBS Sports at noon.

12.06.2011

Pat Lee Pictures

Check out with these pictures of Pat Lee. Probably one of my favorite Packers and there are really cool pictures of him.

Looking so fresh so clean! Look at that sweet hair cut!


Pat Lee seriously has field swagger. Maybe it's because everyone who is a Packer does or maybe it's because he really is awesome. I don't know but i'll assume the latter.



Aaaand my favorite picture. This would be my dream come true if that was me jumping into the stands. Nothing beats the Lambeau leap, nothing.

12.02.2011

Jarrett Bush is My Fave


I love Jarrett Bush and I really want to honor him in a special way today. There is clearly only one way to do that.


J-Joyful
A-Athletic
R-Ready
E-Exciting
T-Tenacious
T-Timely'

B-Boyish
U-Uber cool
S-Super
H-Hilarious

12.01.2011

Regular Season Game #12: Packers vs. Giants

The Packers continue to play on the road for second consecutive week when they travel to New York to take on the Giants. The game will be televised on FOX at 3:15.

11.30.2011

Atari Bigby a Struggling Seahawk

Atari Bigby signed with the Seattle Seahawks in hopes of reviving his career. He has had little luck with that. He has been given a reserve role on the team and is not looking like he will become a starter any time. I have a question for you Packer fans, do you think Bigby looks better in a Packer uniform or a Seahawk uniform? Answer via a comment



11.28.2011

Sam Shields a Part of University of Miami Scandal


Oh Sam. We love love love you as a member of the Packers, but I got to wag my finger at you for your involvement in the University of Miami scandal. Nevin Shapiro, the man who provided players with lots of benefits, claims that he bought Shields a 42 inch flat screen tv. He also gave Shields access to night clubs and his mansion.

First of all, do you blame Shields? I sure don't. If someone was offering me this type of stuff for free I would take it as well. It's the coaches fault for letting Shapiro around the players.

11.25.2011

Welcome to the Packers, Matt Wilhelm!

The Green Bay Packers signed Matt Wilhelm away from the San Diego Chargers. Matt Wilhelm is a B-O-S-S and is very good looking. With our first article about him, I want to have a contest to see who is sexier: Matt Wilhelm of the Packers or Matt Wilhelm the BMX rider.





Haha okay so this wasn't even a contest. Clearly the Packers Matt Wilhelm is much sexier than the little alien Matt Wilhelm who rides bikes.

11.23.2011

Howard Green A Blessing

In an article by Bill Huber, he talked to Green Bay Packer Defensive Line Coach Mike Trgovac called it a "blessing" to coach the likable journeyman defensive lineman, who got a "real job" to keep in shape for the season.

Want to know what the real blessing is? Packer fans get to look at his big beautiful butt for all of his career. Here are some pictures of that gorgeous specimen.





11.22.2011

Regular Season Game #11: Packers vs. Lions

Because it is Thanksgiving every Packers fan knows what that means: Next week the Packers travel to Ford Field to take on the young upstart Lions. The Packers offensive line will have there hands full when they take on the talented duo of Ndamukong Suh and Nick Farley. Also the match up between Charles Woodson and Calvin Johnson will be an enticing one to watch. The game will be televised on FOX at 11:30 am.

11.21.2011

C.J. Wilson a Possible Replacement for Cullen Jenkins


I already talked about in an earlier post about how big of a bum Cullen Jenkins is. Jenkins signed with the Philadelphia Eagles this past offseason and is one of my least favorite Packers of all time. There were extremely high expectations of him because of his immense talent but he never fully fulfilled them because he is lazy. Luckily for the Packers, I think C.J. Wilson would be an adequate replacement for Jenkins and he has all the ability to be special in this league. Note to C.J., take advantage of this situation and run with it. Get that starting job!

11.17.2011

Tramon Williams Pictures

Here are some really cool pictures of Tramon Williams. Possibly my favorite Packer whose swag is surely off the charts.



Well played Tramon. Looking fresh to death in that suit and he's got a fine looking woman. Of course I expect nothing less from Tramon.



Seriously Tramon? Can you possibly have more swag than you do in this picture? I seriously doubt it. Look at the beanie with the hat, he's dipped!



Down right sexy picture of Tramon

Regular Season Game #10: Packers vs. Buccaneers

This Sunday the Packers are back home at Lambeau for the second game in a row and take on the young upstart Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Tickets are available for purchase through Ticket King. However, if you can’t make the game it will be televised on FOX at noon.

11.15.2011

Nick Collins' Wife

I, like many, was very interested in seeing if Nick Collins had a girlfriend or not. I have some sad news ladies, he does. He has a wife and three kids to be exact and it really is a said day for all Packer groupies. I for one think that Nick Collins is the sexiest player on the defense. Let's take a look at his wife though and judge her critically.


Hey, I give credit when credit is due and credit is due my friend. Unreal catch by Nick Collins. I don't even feel bad she looks like a genuinely nice person who Collins didn't just marry for looks. She looks like a real person and not some trashy bimbo that most other players marry. Well played Nick.

11.14.2011

Regular Season Game #9: Packers vs. Vikings

Are you ready for some Monday Night Football?!?! I know I am and I can’t wait for the Packers to take on across the boarder rival, Minnesota Viking this Monday night at 7:30 on ESPN. However we are selling tickets to the game, but tickets are hot and selling out fast so be sure to get them ASAP.

11.11.2011

Haiku for Charlie Peprah


I love Charlie Peprah, so much in fact that I'm going to write him a haiku.

Oh Charlie Peprah
You are so so so so so fine
Packer forever

11.09.2011

Flashback to Classic Charles Woodson


Charles Woodson has to be my favorite Packer. He's well spoken, tough as hell, and plays his butt off for this team. There is a reason he is one of the best players in the league. He's extremely well respected an expert of his craft.

A fun fact about Woodson is that he is one of very few players to win the Heisman Trophy as a defensive player. Here's a clip of his Michigan career

11.07.2011

Fun Facts About Frank Zombo and Pictures

Frank Zombo is a really cool guy. What better way to get to know him than learn some random facts about him.

Zombo grew up cheering for the Detroit Lions. He took a mission trip to Atlanta during Spring Break of 2008. His favorite player growing up was Herman Moore. Zombo is single and lives in Sterling Heights, Michigan. Here are some sexy pictures of Frank.




11.03.2011

Regular Season Game #8: Packers vs. Chargers

The Packers head out west to sunny California to take on the San Diego Chargers. In what should be a fun quarterback match up, with the two of the elite QB’s in our man Aaron Rodgers going head to head with Philip Rivers, this is a game you won’t want to miss. The game will be televised on FOX at 3:15.

11.02.2011

Desmond Bishop Doesn't Make it in White House


Poor Desmond Bishop. He didn't make it into the White House when the Green Bay Packers visited in honor of their Super Bowl Championship. He wasn't not allowed in because of his attitude or political affiliations, he wasn't let in because he forgot his id! You know that he couldn't even sleep the night before because he was so excited that he was going to meet the president and get inside the White House, but no! Poor Desmond was rejected and unable to make it inside the White House. I've got really good news for Desmond, he can just go to the White House next time when the Packers win the Super Bowl this season!

10.31.2011

Regular Season Bye Week: Happy Halloween

While the Packers don't have a game today, we would like to take the time to say Happy Halloween to our readers! Thank you for being loyal.

10.28.2011

Hair War: A.J. Hawk vs. Clay Matthews

While they work as one on the field to defend their Super Bowl title, they are allowed to have an off field battle over whose hair is better. This is a crucial battle and I think it's close. Let's take a look at the evidence.



Wow, it's very close. Here's what I have to say: AJ's hair is a little to strangly for my liking. It looks unkept and stringy. Clay Matthews is think and free flowing and that's why I think he won this very easily.

10.26.2011

Clay Matthews has Short Hair

Just kidding. But check out this picture of what it would look like if Clay Matthews did have short hair. God he looks terrible.




Now that's better! Thank the lord my boy Clay looking all fresh and sexy again! Keep up the sexiness Clay it is a very good look for you.

10.25.2011

Cullen Jenkins is Now an Eagle

Look at this picture of Cullen Jenkins. He looks like such a lost idiot. As Walter from the Big Lebowski would say "You're like a child, wondering into a movie..."

Is anyone else super pumped that Cullen Jenkins is now a Philadelphia Eagle? I know I am. Good riddance Cullen. He was a guy who didn't give it his all on each play and was a pretty lousy player in general. He had trouble shedding his blockers last season and he lacks the burst and speed off the edge to have a huge impact. I mean we have Ryan Pickett, B.J. Raji, and Clay Matthews. As if we need Cullen Jenkins....

News Flash Cullen: You look like shit in a Eagles uniform and I hope they don't win the Super Bowl this season.

10.21.2011

B.J. Raji's Stomach

Has anyone ever noticed how cute B.J. Raji's stomach is? If you haven't, here are a bunch of pictures of his stomach looking mighty fine.



10.20.2011

Regular Season Game #7: Packers vs. Vikings

The board rivalry between the Packers and the lowly Vikings is about heat for the 2011-2012 regulars season as the Packers travel cross state to the Metrodome. Nonetheless, because Ticket King is located also in Minnesota, you can pick up tickets for the game if you want. If you can’t make it the game will be televised on FOX this Sunday at 3:15.

10.19.2011

Ryan Pickett Ten Year Anniversary


Well, it was ten years ago in April that Ryan Pickett was selected by the St Louis Rams in the 1st round of the NFL Draft with the 29th pick. In honor of this, I'm going to honor him with ten of my favorite things about Ryan Pickett

1. the "Ett" at the end of his last name. Sounds like pick it off like an interception, without it, this is a terrible last name.

2. His butt. For obvious reasons.

3. The way his eyes mesh with the Green Bay Packer helmet.

4. His size.

5. How hard he tries.

6. That he is a Super Bowl Champion

7. That he is a pro bowler.

8. That he loves Lambeau Field.

9. His hair.

10. That he is a Green Bay Packer

10.17.2011

Thank Goodness the Packers Re-Signed John Kuhn


But in case they hadn't resigned him, I'm going to write a potential letter to Mike McCarthy that I would have written had the Packers not decided to resign him.

Dear Musty Mike McCarthy,
You have gone too far Mike. You have gone much too far. Sure, you can get rid of Daryn Colledge and Donald Lee but you really took it too far this time. John Kuhn is the heart and soul of this fricken team and if you hadn't resigned him I would have started the fire Mike McCarthy chant at Lambeau. Kuhn is everything I hope and pray for in a NFL player. He's selfless, tough, and plays hard on every single play. Getting rid of him means you are getting rid of everything you stand for. You just lost a fan, a very, very depressed fan.

10.13.2011

Graham Harell's Glory Days


Flashback time folks. Who here remembers when Graham Harell was a college superstar? I'm not sure if anyone else does, but I sure do. The Texas Tech Raiders had the most vaunted offense in the nation and Graham Harrell was the head of that offense. Here are clips of that offense right here

Hey, if Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn get hurt, I wouldn't mind seeing Harrell throw around the pigskin a little bit.